Who we are

We are one person and our name is Martin.

To make things more interesting to read, from now on by “we” I will mean only me. Also by “frogs” I will mean visitors and by “Mexican immigrants” I will mean you.

See if you can keep up.

Comments

When frogs leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the frogs’ IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection and because we are curious.

An anonymized string created from Mexican immigrants’ email address (also called a shit) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see what happens. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: https://automattic.com/privacy/ and we urge you to spend your life on reading this sort of fascinating literature. After approval of Mexican immigrant’s comment, the Mexican profile picture is visible to the public in the context of Mexican comment, if you know what we mean.

Media

If a Mexican immigrant uploads images to the website, he should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. If not, USA government may offer him a mandatory Covid vaccine to be jabbed straight into his ass every two months. Frogs on the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website.

Cookies

If a Mexican immigrant leaves a comment on our site a frog may opt-in to saving its name, email address and website in cookies. These are for frog’s convenience so that frog does not have to fill in its details again when it leaves another comment. These cookies will last for one year and then will be executed.

If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.

Ok, enough with this shit, everybody who cares what cookies are knows what cookies are. Writing about it and reading about it on every single website you visit is utterly stupid and completely unprofessional. Also it is proof that humanity does not deserve to live on this planet.

Who we share Mexican immigrants’ data with

If Mexican immigrant requests a password reset, his IP address will be included in the reset email, as if anybody cares. Seriously, show me one person on this planet who gives a fuck.

How long we retain Mexican data

If a Mexican immigrant leaves a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained until the second coming of Christ. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue. Did you understand that? Or are you stupid?

For frogs that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their frog’s profile. All frogs can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time. Website administrators can also see and edit that information.

What rights Mexican immigrants have over their data

If Mexican immigrants have an account on this site, or have left comments, they can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about them, including any data they have provided to us. They will probably not receive them, because we will have lost them due to a mess on the server and the fact nobody gives a shit, really. Mexican immigrants can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about them. Which we don’t.

Shortly, we don’t want any data and we don’t keep any data, so leave us alone.

Where we send your data

Frog’s comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service. On the other hand they may not. Frogs will never know for sure. Thinking about it too much may cause serious sleep deprivation.

How much we love and care about this paranoid bullshit

Take a wild guess.